====== Hogan Energy ======

The most delicious of all energy drinks. It contained ingredients such as (loosely, from memory):

  *Taurine
  *Guarana
  *Guano
  *Horny goat weed
  *Red bandana
  *Hearts
  *Stars
  *Horseshoes
  *Clovers
  *Golden Grahams
  *and Balloons
  *Spray tan

Unfortunately, Hogan Energy was discontinued when Socko Energy went out of business. Socko Energy is not run by [[Mick Foley]], who has a lot more money and could probably keep Hogan Energy on the shelf. In fact... call Foley up: 267-436-5128

[[Phuui]] currently holds one of the last cans of Hogan Energy, where he found it in a Wal-Mart clearance bin. It's currently going stale in the fridge next to a couple bottles of beer.


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