Captain Murphy

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Captain Hazel “Hank” Murphy's words to live by: 

It's not a toy. It makes real cupcakes, with a 40 watt bulb, and there's icing packets. But the secret ingredient is love. Damn it. 
Under Martian law doctors and other wizards are forbidden! 
That's the whole point. We don't know whose throat to slit!