Hogan Energy

The most delicious of all energy drinks. It contained ingredients such as (loosely, from memory):

• Taurine
• Guarana
• Guano
• Horny goat weed
• Red bandana
• Hearts
• Stars
• Horseshoes
• Clovers
• Golden Grahams
• and Balloons
• Spray tan

Unfortunately, Hogan Energy was discontinued when Socko Energy went out of business. Socko Energy is not run by Mick Foley, who has a lot more money and could probably keep Hogan Energy on the shelf. In fact… call Foley up: 267-436-5128

Phuui currently holds one of the last cans of Hogan Energy, where he found it in a Wal-Mart clearance bin. It's currently going stale in the fridge next to a couple bottles of beer.