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== AVGN Facts == | == AVGN Facts == | ||
- | - James (heh sorry, my personal bond with James often makes me forget that the AVGN is a character and not the real James who I am very good friends with and we go out all the time for milkshakes in my fantasies that I have during the parts of his videos where Mike Matei starts talking), LOVES the GameTrailers girl. | + | - James (heh sorry, my personal bond with James often makes me forget that the AVGN is a character and not the real James who I am very good friends with and we go out all the time for milkshakes in my fantasies that I have during the parts of his videos where Mike Matei starts talking), LOVES the GameTrailers girl.\\ |
- | - Jam-- AVGN's best friend is Mike Matei, aka Mother Fucker Mike. He helps out in James videos because James can't tell him to hit the road since he's his real friend and I wish that was me because Mike Matei is not very smart and I am the ultimate AVGN historian. | + | - Jam-- AVGN's best friend is Mike Matei, aka Mother Fucker Mike. He helps out in James videos because James can't tell him to hit the road since he's his real friend and I wish that was me because Mike Matei is not very smart and I am the ultimate AVGN historian.\\ |
- | - My favorite AVGN video is the one where he sh*ts all over Bugs Bunny, because I had a dream about him doing that to me one time, only instead of it being a dream it was me in my room and the lights were off and the door was closed and I had my pants pulled down around my ankles and several boxes of tissues to clean up all the rubbing alcohol I was using to clean my game cartridges (paks) | + | - My favorite AVGN video is the one where he sh*ts all over Bugs Bunny, because I had a dream about him doing that to me one time, only instead of it being a dream it was me in my room and the lights were off and the door was closed and I had my pants pulled down around my ankles and several boxes of tissues to clean up all the rubbing alcohol I was using to clean my game cartridges (paks)\\ |
- | - The best AVGN merchandise is available at ScrewAttack.com, | + | - The best AVGN merchandise is available at ScrewAttack.com, |
+ | - Sometimes, AVGN will attempt to appear at a convention and fail to do so. However, the AVGN merchandise will arrive right on schedule.\\ | ||
== Funny AVGN pix == | == Funny AVGN pix == | ||
- | In this section I've added pictures of the famous AVGN (James Rolfe) where he is doing something funny or epic! | + | In this section I've added pictures of the famous AVGN (James Rolfe) where he is doing something funny or epic!\\ |
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This is where AVGN tells us what is better or worst | This is where AVGN tells us what is better or worst | ||
- | - Super Nezz or Sega GeNOsis | + | - Super Nezz or Sega GeNOsis\\ |
Duh, SNES obviously! | Duh, SNES obviously! | ||
- | - Video games or pizza | + | - Video games or pizza\\ |
Tough choice, but video games! | Tough choice, but video games! | ||
- | - Women or boys | + | - Women or boys\\ |
Usually women, but in some cases extra cool Nintendo nerds are preferable (that' | Usually women, but in some cases extra cool Nintendo nerds are preferable (that' | ||
- | - Batman or Superman | + | - Batman or Superman\\ |
Batman because he's bad asssssSsss (heh, get it?) | Batman because he's bad asssssSsss (heh, get it?) | ||
- | - Gametrailers girl or AVGN wife | + | - Gametrailers girl or AVGN wife\\ |
GTgirl all the way | GTgirl all the way | ||
== AVGN Best Jokes == | == AVGN Best Jokes == | ||
- | Documented for your viewing pleasure and also for using in memory games | + | Documented for your viewing pleasure and also for using in memory games\\ |
- | - ASsSSSsSSSs (or any variations thereof) | + | - ASsSSSsSSSs (or any variations thereof)\\ |
- | - What were THEY THINKING | + | - What were THEY THINKING |
- | - Fred Fuchs | + | - Fred Fuchs\\ |
- | - Rolling Rock (fake beer funny to drink) | + | - Rolling Rock (fake beer funny to drink)\\ |
- | - I got the Powerrrrr Gloveeee | + | - I got the Powerrrrr Gloveeee\\ |