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Hogan Energy

The most delicious of all energy drinks. It contained ingredients such as (loosely, from memory):

  • Taurine
  • Guarana
  • Guano
  • Horny goat weed
  • Red bandana
  • Hearts
  • Stars
  • Horseshoes
  • Clovers
  • Golden Grahams
  • and Balloons
  • Spray tan

Unfortunately, Hogan Energy was discontinued when Socko Energy went out of business. Socko Energy is not run by Mick Foley, who has a lot more money and could probably keep Hogan Energy on the shelf. In fact… call Foley up: 267-436-5128

Phuui currently holds one of the last cans of Hogan Energy, where he found it in a Wal-Mart clearance bin. It's currently going stale in the fridge next to a couple bottles of beer.

hogan_energy.txt · Last modified: 2017/07/17 00:18 (external edit)