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HOGAN ENERGY

The most delicious of all energy drinks. It contained ingredients such as (loosely, from memory):

- Taurine

- Guarana

- Guano

- Horny goat weed

- Red bandana

- Hearts

- Stars

- Horseshoes

- Clovers

- golden grahams

- and balloons

- Spray tan

Unfortunately, Hogan Energy was discontinued went Socko Energy when out of business. Socko Energy is not run by Mick Foley, who has a lot more money and could probably keep Hogan Energy on the shelf. In fact… call Foley up: 267-436-5128