U Spells
All the incantations, curses, hexes, and mutterings fit to utter.
Helpful Spells
mbii.ath.cx.net - Summons a fine game of Movie Battles II
Open - moves simple doors, rocks, and chests to open
EPOR - It makes a damn rope go erect like Bill Clinton when he hears the NAVGTR music
Calm - Usually performed when things get too heated during Western Quake
Luminaire - P Good for Lavos
Offensive Spells
Gem Missile - Shoots crystal shards into the enemy with the power of David the Gnome
Anssehc Elgnuj - Hate it
Allen is a cookie - “Banish” variant that will make Allen disappear
IDetect Magic - Necessary when strangers enter a game of SEALs
The Mark of Bobbidi - Sell your soul to Satan to get an M on your forehead
ZAMDIN! - It's my grandpa's name