One night, Dragmire wanted to show off his “great” Mario 64 skill. He found a ROM hack (read: pirated video game) online that allowed himself and Mrs. Mire to play as Mario and Luigi (respectively) in the N64 classic Super Mario 64. Dragmire foolishly suggested a “Star Race”, which Mrs. Mire (the low-key superior Mario 64 player) humbly accepted.
In the end, the score was 120 - Mrs. Mire and 0 - Dragmire. It was a good effort by both parties, but a better effort by Mrs. Mire.